alas, earwax

My name is Shannon. I'd marry someone with the surname Shannon.


The flower of the night is for those who take it.

'Volando Voy' - Camerón De La Isla

  • assdeluxe:


    her: u eat ass?

    me: image

    delete this post

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    For the love of God, please stop using “I’ll just have to go to A Current Affair with this, won’t I?” as a threat to try to get people who work in call centres to waive your rightly issued bills. 

    We don’t give a shit. 

    We quite literally could not care any less. 
    Go to A Current Affair. Go to the President of the USA. Go to the ABC, sneak in and illegally broadcast your own show where you just whinge for hours on end. We don’t care. 

    Alternatively, pull your thumb out of your arse and pay your bills like everyone else. 

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  • geekygothgirl:


    Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

    My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

    If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

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  • tv show meme: [4/5] male characters | andy dwyer
    "I am Mother Nature’s brother, Brother Nature. But you can call me Andy. Or Brother Nature. Your call."

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  • angelwithwormstache:




    illegal immigrants? you mean white people

    except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

    did you actually just say white people created society in america


    holy shit people are dumb

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  • surprisebitch:

    the props and outfits in porn are amazing

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  • lucidnirvana:



    Sun and Moon. Within a Tree Stump.

    oh wow this is my favorite

    this is gorgeous

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  • hisnamewasbeanni:


    this accurately describes my life.

    So many of my lessons.

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